Kev Lai's Portfolio (sample)

Hi !

I'm Kev Lai.. I am a web developer which means I play with spider webs as my occupation. I like spider webs, but I'm scared of spiders. I'm still waiting for the day I win the lottery. No luck so far, so I'm still trying to live with spiders. Shit, SPIDERS!

Experience

Development

  • Dragon Taming

  • Loud Farting

  • Awkward Dancing

  • Imitating How Chester Bennington Sings

  • Hiding That Idiot Tsoi Sui Fu's Water Bottle

Tools

  • Guitar Pick
  • Jazz Hands
  • Cold Feet

Knowledge

  • Lyrics of Every Linkin Park Song
  • Plot of Every Parks and Rec Episode
  • How to Hide Tsoi Sui Fu's Water Bottle (Or His Everything)
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Some works (Psst, click on the pics if you only see pics)

Sing Yin Clan

I broke the ten-year benchmark and still hung out with my Sing Yin homies to celebrate Mid-Autumn Festival, making C4s and burning candles and stuff. I'm sure and I strongly hope these guys will be best friends for life. If you're reading this and are on that picture, bruh, I love you.

Tsoi Sui Fu's Water Bottle Quest

I spent almost four years just to find ways to hide that dumbass Tsoi Sui Fu's water bottle to teach him a lesson whenever he talked nonsense, swore with his limited vocabulary, especially when he was being himself, an idiot. After extensive collaboration with other world class experts like John Cheung and Yoyo Wong, and others who were generous enough to contribute their effort, I earned my reputation as a watter bottle guardian, which I'm still wearing like a badge. And between those four years, Sui Fool only almost wanted to beat me up, TWICE.

Space Exploration

After constantly getting high on cough syrup when I was a kid, I suddenly had a vision of how people should live when they lived in space. So I did what other drug addicts with a paint brush did, made it into a giant piece of art crap. I had a hunch and scored the world champion and artist merit of NASA's Space Settlement Design Contest in 2009 and managed to put my name on every newspaper in Hong Kong for one day. But what I'm mostly proud of is Yahoo! showed my name on their home page when people still searched things on Yahoo! You don't get to do this anymore guys.